athenasdragon:

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lastoneout:

sagicidal:

jentlemahae:

jentlemahae:

crying

user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx

u forgot the best part

This came across my feed a little bit ago so I’m glad I finally have context for it

@ukaizawa

God, that explains this:

thisiswhereikeepdcthings:

thisiswhereikeepdcthings:

thisiswhereikeepdcthings:

When Alfred says “Language!” the batkids apologize and say something else.

When Bruce says “Language!” they say the exact same thing just in a different language.

Your tags 😂

Okay but the kids learning new languages so they have more options. Which would quickly devolve into a competition, because let’s be real about who we’re talking about here.

Bruce choosing to focus on the upside, which is that his children are learning new languages, instead of the potential downside which is that it’s only the swear words.

swarnpert:

swarnpert:

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

bemusedlybespectacled:

naamahdarling:

only-tiktoks:

More fuel for my massive beef with “vinegar makes things cleaner!” people.

I will say that baking soda BY ITSELF works as an abrasive cleaner. A paste of baking soda and water will absolutely take off gross burned stuff on pots and pans and take tea stains out of mugs.

but you need to use it AS AN ABRASIVE. IT IS A SCRUBBER. YOU COMBINE IT WITH ELBOW GREASE. the only thing vinegar is useful for in that scenario is when you are cleaning a large surface, to dissolve your baking soda paste so you only need to mop up water instead of trying to pick up dried gross baking soda.

sad-stucky-shipper-107:

For all my beloved mutuals who might need it

cosmicretreat:

greelin:

greelin:

in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly

hey.

leverage-ot3:

be-gay-do-heists:

parker “what if i change in a way that’s uncomfortable or unfamiliar to me” leverage vs. eliot “what if i can never change” spencer vs. sophie “what if change was only an illusion because i never truly had a sense of self” devereaux

alec “whoever you are and however you change I still love you” hardison

focsle:

missmoneyhenny:

focsle:

I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.

Okay I must clear this up more concretely since this has gone far beyond my circle of folks who have the context of Why This Is Actually Funny, because there are thousands of people here who are like ‘kids are so rude, kids are so evil, I hate kids’ when…

1) Kids are little humans and they’re learning and they should be treated as little humans who are learning. Don’t be a dick to kids. Adults who are assholes to kids is such a bad look, and kids remember that shit.

2) This particular child was being SO earnest and ‘except for you’ was said not as an insult but like ‘oh…you’re the last one left 😢’.

I dress like this everyone:

[ID: image of a person wearing a puffy 18th century shirt, waistcoat, and cravat.]

Thank u, goodnight.

psychotic-gerard:

Draw badly. Write nonsensically. Embroider messily. Burn what you bake and cook. Get paint everywhere. Read half a book. Lose your mind for a bit. Plant things. Have faith in the process. Abandon 70 wood-carving projects. Get a kit and do some of it and never return to it. Get comfortable with sucking and losing motivation. Continue to create with reckless abandon.

an-eccentric-devil:

an-eccentric-devil:

I think more people need to learn the phrase “I don’t know enough about that to have a strong opinion” its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

its ok if you actually do know a lot about the thing and/or have strong opinions about it btw. you can just lie

bladedamus:

nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

easily a contender for post of the decade

memewhore: